November 2009
155 posts
I have to wake up in 5 hours
But I am high on scandal. Oh, drama, why do you consume me so?
Hey Shammy
CHECK YOUR PMs.
/last time that joke should be used.
I want to ask what the fuck happened
But I don’t think I really want to know.
HEY THERE HO THERE! IS THIS TURNED ON?
fuckthatfilm:
Suggest movies in this box thing that will activate when I type a question mark. ? There.
Love and kisses,
Muffy and Wynona.
These bitches are insane, and they need your advice. I recommend you give it to them before they open up a can of “fuck that noise” on your life.
Dear Firefox,
Please update your spell check to recognize Barack Obama. No, I don’t mean Barrack Alabama or Barabbas Obadiah; I mean our President. Show a little respect.
Best,
Muff
Good riddance. →
I like to think that, in some small way, I...
teallikethecolor:
There are a lot of naked dudes on Tumblr’s Popular feed. I swear, I’ve never seen so many dicks in my life as I have on Tumblr in the past two days. That sentence doesn’t make sense, but you know what I mean.
Hey Dude
I think you’re lying. In fact, I think you do a lot of that.
Who wants a hamburger?
The cold corners of my heart
are warmed by the rosy response to tentacle porn. My existence has finally been legitimized.
I love that this is an actual rumor. →
Christmas to me
In my youth, I used to steal the Jesuses from people’s lawn nativity scenes. I had a pretty nice collection going until my mom found me out. She made me get rid of all the baby messiahs.
Y’know what’s more fun than stealing Jesus? Throwing him in a landfill.
