Text — I have to wake up in 5 hours
But I am high on scandal. Oh, drama, why do you consume me so?
Text — HEY THERE HO THERE! IS THIS TURNED ON?
Suggest movies in this box thing that will activate when I type a question mark. ? There.
Love and kisses,
Muffy and Wynona.
These bitches are insane, and they need your advice. I recommend you give it to them before they open up a can of “fuck that noise” on your life.
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But, but, THE DRUGS ARE BAD, RIGHT?
I’m so glad I live in a state that is probably closer to decriminalization than just about anywhere else in the country. It’s not like I’m a dedicated wake-and-baker with a Sublime obsession, but I seriously would love to see it legalized and regulated like liquor.
But the Feds, my dear, will continue to bust every user they can get their hands on out of a paternalistic desire to act as Morals Police for the whole fucking country. Otherwise, our tax dollars might be spent on rehabilitation or something equally damaging to society.





